"     i grumbled to her as we went to the bathroom. 'what is the point of evolution? why bother giving us hairy front legs and baldy back legs? when can that ever have been useful in our fight for survival?'
      jas said, 'perhaps it was to frighten things off.'
      i said, 'oh yeah, that will be it. stone age girl would have said 'here comes a big dinosaur chasing me from behind. it thinks i am a pushover because of my baldy legs, but watit till i turn round! i'll scare off the big lug with my terrifying hairy front legs.' that will be the explanation.'     "

cor, i love her.
what'd be double cool with knobs though, is if she existed.

edit.

hi.
new site.
just because i hate this one.
kthnxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

so. that was an interesting weekend.
on saturday, my mother graduated.  so we went to the ceremony and the people were marching down the aisles and all that shit. it was pretty cool, except for that i got in trouble for not paying attention. but it was freaking boring, gosh.
on sunday i went to great america avec candi and kristin.
i love those girls. a lot. and it was pretty cool. every single guy we passed was staring at candi.  which was because of what she was wearing. and we all swore like sailors the whole time we were there. because well, it made us look punx rox. but hey, haha, it's all good.
annnd monday was vani's party. it was heckaaa chouette, f'sho. they all got me drenched with the damn hose and i was freezing.  so i went home and changed and everyone wore vani's spare clothes. and then we all ate like, a lot of food. i gorged and got all sick feeling. :'(
hmm. we were going to make shane a porno for his birthday next week. but we arent going to. i dont think his parents would appreciate that. and um, i dont know. what else is going on, that's like, interesting?
ohh, viola re-lent me her copy of angus, thongs, and full frontal snogging. i fucking love that series. but i cant go read it right now. i have to study for the whole science test tommorow that i havent started for. wow, i suck.
so jaaa. i know this is going to sound whiny, but -
nevermind. ahaha.
klaterrrrrr.
nandyxx.

blahhh i love fridays so much.
plus it's a three day weekend.
hahah today, that mustang stampede thinger was so neat. i felt like such a hick. i think i should change my name to betsy jo or something and move to like, wisconsin.
anywhore. today i was a homosexual transvestite. which when you think about it turns out to be a straight person. and after school we played the penis game. it was wicked fun, except for that i got yelled at after i came home for staying out so late. :'(
hahah. i love how we're all so immature. i mean, anna's so grown up, and i cracked her up by saying how it'd be terribly uncomfortable to have a breast growing out of your butt crack. like "ow my tit(s)!"  that's basically how all our lunch converstaions go. and we've made up the lovely "what if" game. ahh.
school ends in like, 3 weeks. thank the loorrrrrd.
not much else to say.
love loveeeeeee.

nandyxx

oh, and everyone should comment tori because she's wicked neat and uhm, yeah.